There were three Indian squaws.
One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.
All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy.
The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
Tech Support Classics
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No ,wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s
still on my desk… sorry….
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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of
the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m
not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print.
Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted
the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the
computer still says he can’t find it…
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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah ………………..thank you.
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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work…
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple,
a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen
saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it
disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do
I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with
her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good
point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a
window, and his printer is working fine.”
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Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys
at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of
the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program
Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Here it is…
Ted Stevens a United States Senator from Alaska is currently the chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation.
He recently gave his take on Net Neutrality, a US senate bill that would allow the largest telephone and cable companies (including AT&T, Verizon, Comcast and Time Warner) to be Internet gatekeepers, deciding which Web sites go fast or slow and which won't load at all. That would suck!
Here is Ted Stevens original speech on Net Neutrality (classic): this guy obviously has no idea about how the Internet works, or technology in general.
Richard gives a comprehensive explaination on his Show… the RichardShow 
Even Ask a Ninja has a take on Net Neutrality!
And here is Jon Stewart's summary of that speech on Net Neutrality…