Stupid Quotes
BEER: it’s not just for Breakfast anymore.
“I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don’t always agree with them.”
- George Bush.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.”
- Mark Twain.
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder.
“Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.”
- Batman costume warning label.
“Please provide the date of your death.”
- from an IRS letter.