pick up lines…
He: Can i buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money
He: Haven’t I seen you at some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I’ll be for the rest of your life..in your wildest dream.
He: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.
Man: What would you say if i ask you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing.. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.