Brand New Wiener
A guy goes to a doctor and says “Doc, I need a bigger wiener, can you help me?”. The doc says “As a matter of fact there is a new procedure where we use part of a baby elephants trunk as an implant. It doesn’t hurt the elephant and it seems to work great.”
The guy has the operation the next week. A month later he is on a date with a beautiful young blond.
His first date with his new wiener.
They are having dinner at a fancy restaurant and making small talk when all of the sudden his wiener comes up from beneath the table and grabs a Biscuit and disappears beneath the table.
His date looks at him and says “Gosh, can you do that again?”. Embarrassed he says “I probably could, but I don’t think my ass could handle Another Biscuit.