Funny Quotes
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
– A. Whitney Brown
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, “Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe?”
– Quentin Crisp
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not! But I’m sick and tired of being told that I am!
– Monty Python
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
– Mark Twain