You know your stressed if…
YOU KNOW YOU’RE STRESSED IF…
1. Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
2. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
3. The Sun is too loud.
4. Trees begin chasing you.
5. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
6. You can hear mimes.
7. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
8. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
9. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
10. You keep yelling “STOP TOUCHING ME!!!” even though you are the only one in the room.
11. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
12. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
13. You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
14. Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
15. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before. You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up.
16. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
17. It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
18. You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.
19. You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.
20. Your e-mail notification tune is Taps.
21. You call the Time & Weather because that lady “really understands you.”
22. You take the “Don’t Walk” sign personally.
23. Your pager is set to stun.