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What do you call a donkey with one leg?

* A wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?

* A winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love?

* A bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind?

* A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes ?

* A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?

* A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a truck?

…. Wait for it, Wait for it….

** Fuck’in Talented!!

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