The End Is Near! …no really
A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the
road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before it’s Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled,
“Leave us alone, you Religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and asks,
“Do you think the sign should just say ‘Bridge Out’?”