Married Ten Times and Still a Virgin!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be
gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been
married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me
how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how
it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and
get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the
order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he
knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he
was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I
miss him!
But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”