Immaculate Conception
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give
her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters
swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Your daughter is
pregnant.” The mother turned red with fury.
She argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and
would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The
mother became enraged and screamed, “Quit looking out the window!
Aren’t you paying attention to me?”
“Yes, of course I am paying attention ma’am. It’s just that the
last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three
wise men came. I was hoping to witness that when they show up
again.”