Bank Robbers Find Pudding?
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the St. John’s Times
about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they
found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank’s
audiotape system, one robber said, ” At least we’ll have a bit to
eat.”
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the
safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond,
or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered
bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit,
each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full
stomach.
The newspaper headline read: Newfoundlands LARGEST SPERM BANK
ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING