TPA (Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
To all fellow travelers — a new airline!
WELCOME TO TPA (Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business!
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS,
SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR
FLIGHTS!
Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the
industry.
