3 Virgins Postcards
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about
how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise
to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how
marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding.The card said nothing but "Nescafe".
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got
out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good til the last drop."
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean.
Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
Airways".
Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through
the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British
Airways.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted …..