Headlines from the year 2089
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Postal Service raises price of stamps to $17.89 each and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil
rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by
March 2089.