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Here is some GREAT news from the Pentagon…

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
(USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgla, Kentucky, Mlssissippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

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