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this crazy japanese show host guy infiltrates Yahoo! offices in Japan trying to convince them to let him be in one of their commercials…

wind mills that blend into the landscape… we definitely need more of this kind of inovation and forward thinking if we're ever expected to sustain the human race past the next one hundred years, as Steven Hawkings question eludes to on Yahoo! Answers .

I wouldn’t be able to do this with water let alone beer! Good effort…

Guys’ Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys’ side of the story.
We always hear “the rules”
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an
answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine. Really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’ re thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

No really… I’m asking you, because I don’t know what it’s actually about. I’m hoping that you, as the readers will tell us what this blog is about. I’d really like to know.

Maybe after we get past 100 posts it will start to define itself.

I started out with the intent to title this blog as a blog about nothing. Similar to the seinfield episode The Pitch. Then I found that there are quite a few blogs about nothing, so that wasn’t any good.

So here we are, and we still don’t know what its about. I believe it will define itself and our audience will tell us what its about.