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A biker was riding along a Gold Coast beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."
 
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to New Zealand so
I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural
resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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